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Hi In the aim of making this site a little more light-hearted, I figured we could start a Joke of the day section. Here is one for starters: Please post yours on the site, keep them as clean as there is no age restriction on this site.
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One for starters
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and go to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes wakes Watson up.
"Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce."
Watson says, "I see millions of stars and even if a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life."
Holmes replied: "Watson, you idiot, somebody stole our tent!"
"Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce."
Watson says, "I see millions of stars and even if a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life."
Holmes replied: "Watson, you idiot, somebody stole our tent!"
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Comment by Ron Sewell on October 7, 2009 at 2:33am -
Hi Vincent,
You don't seem to have a button to say "Send Joke" or similar.
Anyway, here's the one I promised earlier.
"Did you hear about the dyslexic, insomniac, atheist?"
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"He couldn't get to sleep at night, for wondering if there was a dog"
Best Wishes,
Ron
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Comment by Vincent D on October 7, 2009 at 10:17am -
cheers ron, no theres no button so if people could just post their jokes in the box above and click add comment then it will appear here. thank you
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Comment by Vincent D on October 12, 2009 at 2:15pm
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ok no jokes then mmmm... heres another one......
An accountant was having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't sleep at night."
"Have you tried counting sheep?"
"That's the problem! I make a mistake and spend 3 hours trying to find it."
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Comment by Kat on October 20, 2009 at 11:05pm
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an old man walks out to of a building to see an officer writing a ticket. the old man says what did i do? Why am i getting a ticket? c'mon im an old man give me a break. then the officer stopped and started to write another ticket. the old man protested again. the officer started to write again another ticket. then the old man started calling the officer names. this went back and forth for 5 minutes, the windshield of the car was full of tickets all over. finally the bus came up, the old man stepped on the bus and rode off.
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or what about the dyslexic satanist that sold his soul to santa.
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Comment by Ron Sewell on November 18, 2009 at 10:04am
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A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
"Officer, look what they've done to my Beemer!" he whined.
"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!"
"Oh my god", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex!"
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Comment by Alice on November 22, 2009 at 10:55pm -
I got one for ya'll. :3
A blonde mage human was speeding with her mount on the roads in Elwynn forest when a blonde female paladin cop pulls her over. the mage says : "what is the problem ma'am?"
Cop: "You were speeding, it's only allowed to drive at 200% max here, you were going 250%. I'll be needing your driver license." The mage starts searching her purse looking very confused. After a while the cop says: "it's something small with your picture on it." the blonde mage as stupid as she is pulls out her make-up mirror, "her you go ma-am" The cop looks at it and says: "oh, i'm sorry, I didn't know you were a cop also, proceed." ^_^
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Comment by Ron Sewell on January 4, 2010 at 8:31pm
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An 87 year old guy was going to his local bridge club.
As he was about to go up the first step, he spotted a small frog on the step.
The frog spoke to him and said:
"If you pick me up and kiss me, I will turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen and I will be all yours"
The old man picked the frog up, stuffed it into his top pocket and continued into the club.
The frog wriggled to the top of the guys pocket and said:
"Hey, didn't you hear what I said"?
"Kiss me and I will turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen and I will be all yours"
"furthermore, you will never lose another bridge game"
The guy pushed the frog further down into his top pocket again and continued on into the club.
Once more the frog wriggled up to the top of the guys pocket and said:
"Hey, are you stupid, Kiss me and I become your woman and you'll never lose at bridge again - don't you want that"
At that point the guy said:
At my age, I'd rather have a talking frog!
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An old man runs into a younger woman. He tells her I have been
saving up for 74 years now. How about getting hitched? The
woman said yes, got married that day. The next morning you see
the woman hobbling down some steps, struggling to walk. Another
Woman asked what's wrong? The young woman replied, "I just
married an older man, said he was saving up for 74 years.....I
thought he was talking about the money."
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Comment by hanieyah grande on June 14, 2010 at 5:59pm -
hmmp... ok, a joke right? here's one:
A BLIND GUY and a CROSS-EYED GUY fought....
Blind: Hey crossed-eye, be a man, show yourself, don't hide in the darkness!
Cross-eyed: In your dreams! there are two of you!
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